Upon checking my kid's homework:

What is a mountain range: Gravity
What is a range of hills: Gravity
How does one differ the height level of lowlands and highlands: Gravity
How do you prove that the Earth is round: Gravity

#school
#parenthood
#wut?

I've been listening to Steel Panther and can't get over how delinquently Freudian messed up these guys are. At least lyrics-wise, 'cause they can actually play.

I visited my dad's grave yesterday; grass as high as four feet covering it (it took me twenty minutes to find the grave). It's an old graveyard and it doesn't accept any more burial I believe. Both my lower arms have these scratches and they itch and hurt at the same time.

Angry Birds Space is wicked fun OMG

" GeorgeCarIin What's the difference between a commercial rapper and a pile of shit? 'The pile of shit does not peddle drug-induced lyrics to the people!' "

George Carlin on Tweeter

#quote
#quotes
#tweeter